as told to me by Heather Nicole Koval. Her response when I asked what happened, my question being a reply to her text, "My burrito really likes your jacket."
"I was walking along and my burrito jumped out of my hand and started beating me and my bag saying, 'the jacket's mine!'... then they skipped off, sleeve in sauce. And I had to chase it down and squish the burrito beans out and wrestle the jacket to the ground and slap it around a bit."
I kind of wonder what they put in that burrito...
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By the way, this was hilarious. I had to read it a couple of times to really appreciate (or understand) it.
hahaha so glad you thought so. It probably would've been even funnier if you could've been an innocent passerby listening to me laugh hysterically, and not seeing anything in the vicinity I could possibly be laughing at. :P
Lys, I insist that you start blogging more. Your entries are always so entertaining, and I am disappointed that you are forsaking your blog for something less worthy of your time (like, say, studying).
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