another Heather tale that I don't want to forget

my explanation for Kansas boys and how they become women... pt 1

In the beginning Kansas was a thriving state with railroads and cattle. Many people would vie after the land and resources there many times causing arguments that escalated into fist fights and show downs. One man was killed in this action and his wife (Umtha) was heart broken. She vowed that she would not rest until the testosterone levels were lower and men would act like civilized human beings. So Umtha, knowing politics are vastly overrated, decided to pursue witchcraft in an attempt to cast a testosterone level lowering spell. Umtha was not the most patient person and although she did learn witchcraft it was somewhat unpracticed and definitely not perfected. Umtha cast a spell on Kansas with a two fold purpose. The first purpose being to rid Kansas of the rivalry by making it one of the most boring states in the union (mission accomplished we know) and the second purpose was to lower the testosterone levels, this part of the spell she thought did not work at all however, she unknowingly simply put a few constraints on the spell. So, now when a boy reaches the age of almost manhood (much like puberty this time differs for each male) he suddenly loses a vast amount of his testosterone making him more of a woman than some females (example: my gym class teacher from high school). This extraordinarily annoying occurrence only happens to males from Kansas. Sadly, some of them never grow out of it, others however recover and carry on with normal lives to the best of there abilities.

(This was after the two of us dated a couple of guys, independent of each other, from Kansas, and they acted like women. We mean no injury to any other Kansas residents, unless, of course, you are males who act like women. And then... check your family history. I'm sure this story is part of your not too distant past.)